Two horses in the winners' enclosure at Ascot are talking at the end of the day about the races they've just won. First one says,
"You never lose that amazing feeling do you? The jockey on his feet in the stirrups, you're racing away and can see nothing but the line in front of you, and as you bolt through, the crowd are cheering and chanting your name!"
The other replies,
"It's just incredible. That was my first win at Ascot, and my owner and his wife couldn't stop hugging me, the crowd all patting me and the champagne corks popping. Outstanding!"
A greyhound is walking past, stops and says,
"You know, guys, I can fully sympathise with you both there. I won my tenth race at White City last week and I'm still buzzing from it. It never ceases to thrill you, I can assure you!"
The horses look at each other and one says,
"Blimey, a talking dog!"