[Comfry_Kid]

Not exactly the same but.................

a few year ago -  a bloke used to open the gate to one of my neighbours
front garden - about a 8' * 8' piece of lawn and wait for his dog to
do its business on the old guys pride and joy lawn.

This went on for a few weeks - the old chap watched - and (to me)
pretended it never it happened just collected the droppings and
returned to his home.

One Sunday morning (06:30) the old chap wrapped all the dog dodo and
wrapped it in newspaper squirted lighter fluid all over it placed it
in the middle of the thug with the mutt garden path and set it on fire
to the poop parcel.

He knocked on the door and disappeared - the guy came out in ill
fitting boxer shorts white socks staggering, rubbing his still half
drunk eyes - sees the mini blaze and stamps on it - the (hot) stale
dog poo splashed up his legs while he frantically put the flames out.

I never witnessed this, actually it was about 15 years ago - the old chap is
in a nursing home - he can't remember what he had for breakfast but still
tells the story of the big hard skin head covered in cr@p.

I know this is not the way to handle it - but you'd prob enjoy........


The letter is prob the more 'adult approach..

[peapod]

Thats made me laugh out loud CK!!!
Good on 'im!

Paula