[chrisnchris]

A story is emerging that Mark McConville will make a guest appearance at SW19 on Monday.

I suspect he will still be in Brazil....supporting Costa Rica...his brother does 

[chrisnchris]

Anyway...........back on topic.............


Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives..
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.

One day Mike says, 'Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's rugby there.'

Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed,' Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, 'Mike-Mike!'
'Who is it? Asks Mike sitting up suddenly. 'Who is it?'
'Mike-it's me, Joe.'
'You're not Joe. Joe just died.’ I’m telling you, it's me, Joe,' insists the voice.'
'Joe! Where are you?'
'In heaven', replies Joe. 'I have some really good news and a little bad news.'
'Tell me the good news first,' says Mike.

The good news,' Joe says,' is that there's rugby in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play rugby all we want, and we never get tired.'

'That's fantastic,' says Mike. 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?'




'You're in the team for Tuesday

[snowdrops]

 

[MickyB]

Finally after years of trying the English football team can now say that they are as good as Spain. 

[chrisnchris]

Finally after years of trying the English football team can now say that they are as good as Spain. 

Apart from the 2 European Championships that is.

It's 1-1 on World Cup wins 

[Tenhens]

 'Mark McConville' playing David Goffin on Centre Court.

[chrisnchris]

'Mark McConville' playing David Goffin on Centre Court.

He won't be needing to make any hotel reservations then 

[chrisnchris]

Sorry............

Bobby Charlton was asked who would win in a match between the 1966 team and the current England team.

He thought for a minute and then said, "I think the '66 team would, by one goal."

"Just one goal?"

"Yes, well some of us are getting on a bit," Charlton said, "And some of us are dead."

[slingshot2000]

Sorry............

Bobby Charlton was asked who would win in a match between the 1966 team and the current England team.

He thought for a minute and then said, "I think the '66 team would, by one goal."

"Just one goal?"

"Yes, well some of us are getting on a bit," Charlton said, "And some of us are dead."

Brilliant, but unfortunately very likely true!           

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[cadalot]

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 

[chrisnchris]

Thanks dugless....first laugh of the day 

Where can I make my donation 

[Tenhens]

Bet they were queuing up!!

[chrisnchris]

What happened to the magic tractor as it drove down the lane?












It turned into a field 

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