How to tame a Parrot

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How to tame a Parrot
« on: September 06, 2011, 14:56 »
Neville had received a parrot as a gift. It had a bad attitude & an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious & laced with profanity.

Neville tried everything he could to clean up the bird’s vocabulary. Finally he got fed up & yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Neville shook the parrot & it got angrier & even ruder.

Neville in desperation grabbed the bird & put it in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked & kicked & screamed. Then there was total silence for a minute.

Fearing he’d hurt the obstreperous bird, Neville quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Neville’s outstretched palms & said “ I believe I may have offended you with my rude language & actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions & I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude & unforgiveable behaviour”.

Neville was stunned at this change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic difference to his behaviour, the bird spoke, very softly....

“ May I ask what the chicken did? “

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Re: How to tame a Parrot
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2011, 16:59 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to tame a Parrot
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2011, 17:23 »
I thought crikey more birds.  Min has filled the garden and has started on the house now.

Should have known  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Re: How to tame a Parrot
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2011, 20:33 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to tame a Parrot
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2011, 20:47 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: Very good.

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Re: How to tame a Parrot
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2011, 10:56 »
Had a good laugh at this :lol: :lol: :lol:



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