[Hampshire Hog]

I love lambs liver and often get it from our local butcher when my wife goes out to lunch with friends as she doesn’t like it. That plus some bacon and mash is brilliant.
I think my butcher would notice if I said many thanks for preparing the lambs liver I will now wander out of your shop without paying. Interesting we never had many shop lifters in the past but since our village has been inundated with new housing we have had a greater problem. One chap tended to stroll in grab some bottles of beer and run out before he could be challenged. Not an issue in the butcher’s shop perhaps because he has ready access to a large meat cleaver!

[Growster...]

Tesco's self-checkout requires the customer to have a degree in nuclear physics, whereas Waitrose has a much simpler system! I love it when Sam has to ask me my age!

I prefer Waitrose, as the ladies really do ask me how old I am, but the ladies in Tesco have to put up with my wobbling around, putting stuff on the side, taking it off then generally getting on everyone's nerves, but Shirley is just a darling...

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