Supermarket self-checkouts can be a lot of fun!
A few weeks ago I was scanning the rows for the next available machine - a young woman had scanned and packed two bags of goodies and was the first to finish, so in I nipped.
The machine was displaying 'do you want to continue', and when I summoned help the assistant just sighed and said 'another walk-away', meaning she had scanned all her items and then just walked away without paying.
They didn't bother trying to go after her - all a bit too easy methinks.
Even honest customers can get into slight trouble - whisky has a security tag which has to removed before leaving the shop, but if you chose not to have a printed receipt, as many do these days, you can't prove to the assistant you did actually pay for it, so he or she has to print one out for themselves. Not quite fully thought through!
(The new machines deliver the receipt at about knee level, and as often as not it drops straight onto the floor - thanks Tossco!
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