Earlier in the week a very good friend asked me if I had nice birthday, which was in fact very hard work in the cold and rain. I was explaining this to her and finished say, no it lots of blank wasn't.
Later on we were arranging going out for lunch. I asked her if she was happy to go out with an old baggage who swears. Normally we are frightfully posh and refined.
She replied. My Dear, I am a "Professor of Profanities" I have been giggling to myself about that ever since. Mrs Bouquet
