Allotment Gardening Advice Help Chat
Chatting => Chatting on the Plot => Topic started by: mrs bouquet on May 13, 2018, 11:19
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If you know any (that are clean ...ish), can you please tell me. Then I can pass them on at WI. What a silly lot of ladies we are, but we do enjoy a giggle - and who doesn't. So I am sure any jokes you can tell will be appreciated by us all. regards Mrs Bouquet
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Have you had a look in the Daily Funny thread, Mrs B - there are 243 pages and the jokes have to be clean to be on this forum ;)
The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh! in Chatting on the Plot - Page 243 of 243 (http://chat.allotment-garden.org/index.php?topic=52701.msg1492836#msg1492836)
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I had forgotten about going there - good idea, thanks Lesley. Mrs Bouquet
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Perhaps you already know this one....? I heard it from my 8-year-old grandson, who heard it in the school playground. I was surprised as well as amused -
What did the constipated mathematician do? - Got a pencil and worked it out.
As days went by he reported a whole series of 'constipated' jokes. The only other one I can remember is -
Have you seen the film 'Constipation'? - No, it hasn't come out yet.
Oh dear, children today
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WI ladies like one-liners. If its a very long joke, some of the older ladies go to sleep !!!! Thanks, Mrs Bouquet
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What's the best animal to take to a BBQ?
A gorilla.....
Courtesy of Mrs Dog who has it copyrighted. It's the first in the long line to her new career as a stand up comic ???
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:D :D :D :D :D I am sure she will earn every penny, ta, Mrs Bouquet
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From a really corny joke book...
What do you call a bear with no ear?
A b.....
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What does a house wear?
ad dress.