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Title: Coronavirus.
Post by: Kleftiwallah on April 10, 2020, 17:55

Being a confirmed feet and inches guy,  what 2 metres are I cannot fathom!

Cheers,  Tony. :lol:

Title: Re: Coronavirus.
Post by: Aunt Sally on April 10, 2020, 18:20

6 ft 7 inches, Tony.

Title: Re: Coronavirus.
Post by: Growster... on April 10, 2020, 20:36

Tony, apparently size isn't everything - or so I'm told...

Just add a bit and think of England!

;0)

Title: Re: Coronavirus.
Post by: Goosegirl on April 11, 2020, 14:05

Just wondering how long is a barge pole so I looked it up. Apparently it's about four meters which equates to about 13 feet. Whose feet they were using at the time of measurement I have not the faintest idea. Perhaps a fossilised imprint of a Tyrannosaurus Rex foot might inspire one's imagination as to what's the best yardstick to use when certain morons decide to have a barbie on the beach when everybody else is in lockdown.

Title: Re: Coronavirus.
Post by: Growster... on April 11, 2020, 20:00

I think I may be able to help you with the way to use a bargepole Goosey...

Mods and medics please turn away now..;0)

Title: Re: Coronavirus.
Post by: mrs bouquet on April 11, 2020, 20:05

Could it be an Argy-bargy with these bloomin idiots.     Did you see the cyclist at Box Hill, with the police and the road closed.    :mad:   Could the police confiscate their bikes and then make them walk a barge-pole apart to their homes . :lol:  Mrs Bouquet