[Jamie Butterworth]

whatsthatlongrectanglebuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?

[Aunt Sally]

 

Dunnow.

[mumofstig]

so sad   it took me a while to figure that out  

[greenun]

try hitting the del k

[Paul Plots]

whatsthatlongrectanglebuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?

It's for when you've lost your reading glasses and can't see      the     little      keys 

[davethespread]

it did'nt take the torys long did it,they have already made a scottish family homeless and unemployed.

[mumofstig]

andy posted that on the 11th dave....so you are well late, mate 

[plum crumble]

it's his age mum, forgive him 

[mumofstig]

bless! hormonal is he 

[DavidT]

bless! hormonal is he 

And WOMEN don`t get hormonal? Yeah, right.

[plum crumble]

chortle

[Ice]

[And WOMEN don`t get hormonal?

No, not at my age.  All I get is even.

[andy135]

 The Offside Rule - For Girls

In preparation for the World Cup, the "offside rule" explained for women:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have....

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

[PennyS]

The Offside Rule - For Girls

In preparation for the World Cup, the "offside rule" explained for women:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have....

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

I have never ever understood (or bothered to understand) the offside rule.  You're the only person who's ever explained it to me in plain English.

[davethespread]

bless! hormonal is he 

"hic" its all this wine mum i keep losing days