[cadalot]

The is one that is the original advert with Horror Movie music and it changes the whole feel of the advert

[rogerbodger]

Ancient Egypt ..... where the people were noted for writing unintelligible messages on walls and worshipping cats. ... Oh hold on a minute ... that's FaceBook 

[Springlands]

Ancient Egypt ..... where the people were noted for writing unintelligible messages on walls and worshipping cats. ... Oh hold on a minute ... that's FaceBook 

  

[rogerbodger]

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster and more aero dynamic.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.

[John]

Oh Rodger that was soooo bad! 

[MickyB]

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster and more aero dynamic.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.

Great gag, made me laugh anyhow! 

[Tenhens]

Perhaps it was shell shocked??!!

[rogerbodger]

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.

[mumofstig]

Doh! 

[JayG]

  Rogerbodger

Having learned a fair bit about IT during my working career, when I retired I thought I could make a fortune by breaking into an online banking website - as it turned out I just couldn't hack it. 

Having learned that Cornish pasties were originally invented as a handy way of feeding workers in Cornish tin mines, I decided to try to make another fortune by making them myself, but just couldn't bring myself to accept such a miner roll.

[Goosegirl]

I've just been diagnosed with schizophrenia, but I'm in two minds about it! 

[Elaine G]

 

[rogerbodger]

I met a schizophrenic practising the art of zen the other day - that was someone who is at two with the world.

[Tenhens]

Black Friday was a good day, bought a 50 inch plasma tv for £100 !!  slight problem with the volume control but at that price how could I turn it down.

[rogerbodger]

Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London.
 
Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read... "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £3.00 each, Trousers £4.50 per pair".
 
Paddy said to his pal "Mick look at these prices! We could buy a whole lot of those and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.
 
Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking 'cause if they hear our accents, they might think we're thicko's from Ireland and try to screw us. I'll put on me best English accent."
 
"Roight y'are Paddy, I'll keep me mout shut, so I will. You do all da business" said Mick.
 
They go in and Paddy said in a posh voice "Hello my good man. I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £3.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at £4.50 each. And oy’ll back up me truck ready to load 'em on, so I will."
 
The owner of the shop said quietly "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"
 
"Well yes" said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"
 
The owner replied "This is a dry-cleaners."