[rogerbodger]

In recognition of Global Scouse Day (today according to Pause for Thought on Radio 2 this morning) ......

I took a Scouse multiple choice quiz the other day. It was dead easy, the answers were: A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A...

[Aunt Sally]

Got this via email today
Not PC but funny none the less

Hmmm....  Fairly puerile I'd say, cadalot 

Watch out I'm sure you'll be on a "list" now 

[cadalot]

Got this via email today
Not PC but funny none the less

Hmmm....  Fairly puerile I'd say, cadalot 

Watch out I'm sure you'll be on a "list" now 

What can I say "I'm in touch with my inner child" which is a whole better than being in touch with someone else's  Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink Know what I mean Vicar 

And I'm sure I'm on a list of people with wicked sense of humour who will not be PC'ed to death

[Goosegirl]

You're on that list too? Well - I'll go to the 0.30480m of our in-house construction designed to allow me to ascend a large vertical distance by using smaller vertical distances!    And you say you have a wicked sense of humour!!! 

[cadalot]

GG Love it - Well I ended up at the foot of my stairs laughing

But can you tell me why am I always the one that end up in excrement street without an implement for propelling oneself forward on here ??

[mumofstig]

Cos not many others put a toe into non PC waters 

You know you're doing it, so what else do you expect 

[dugless]

Cos not many others put a toe into non PC waters 


You know you're doing it, so what else do you expect 

Got this via email today
Not PC but funny none the less

Hmmm....  Fairly puerile I'd say, cadalot 

Watch out I'm sure you'll be on a "list" now 

What can I say "I'm in touch with my inner child" which is a whole better than being in touch with someone else's  Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink Know what I mean Vicar 

And I'm sure I'm on a list of people with wicked sense of humour who will not be PC'ed to death

Been there done that got the scars


edit to clarify quotes

[John]

Cadalot - I don't think making jokes about Thora Hird is funny regardless of how PC or not!!

Now I don't mind jokes about frozen cows but since we moved to Wales, just be careful what you say about sheep.

[cadalot]

OK John - Just don't come home to a real home fire - Do they still do that over there to the English?

Wales where Men are Men and the Sheep are scared 
Goes into Gollum mode talking to self " but Master said DON'T mention sheep " 

You know why they mark the sheep with paint John don't you?
They are the ones that kick 
Bad Cadalot Master said DON'T mention sheep

I have a mate from Wales and his girlfriends name is Baarrrrrrr.. bara
Bad Bad Cadalot , go look for the Ring (now really not thinking about sheep honest)

I will draw the line at the one about the Wellies as I don't want to get excluded from the forum 

[dugless]

OK John - Just don't come home to a real home fire - Do they still do that over there to the English?

Wales where Men are Men and the Sheep are scared 
Goes into Gollum mode talking to self " but Master said DON'T mention sheep " 

You know why they mark the sheep with paint John don't you?
They are the ones that kick 
Bad Cadalot Master said DON'T mention sheep

I have a mate from Wales and his girlfriends name is Baarrrrrrr.. bara
Bad Bad Cadalot , go look for the Ring (now really not thinking about sheep honest)

I will draw the line at the one about the Wellies as I don't want to get excluded from the forum 

Thin ice comes to mind.

[cadalot]

Thin ice comes to mind.

Dugless it wasn't me, I used to have a split personality until the doctor cured us

[John]

Having allowed some stereotypical Welsh sheep jokes...

How do you know an Englishman has an inferiority complex? He considers some foreigners may almost be his equal.

[Goosegirl]

Thin ice comes to mind.

Dugless it wasn't me, I used to have a split personality until the doctor cured us

I used to be paranoid until - WHO SAID THAT??? 

[Snoop]

Nicked off ceeyewenti on the Guardian website, but topical so...

"Dad why is my brother called George?"
"Cos he was born on St George's day"
"Dad why is my brother called David?"
"Cos he was born on St David's day"
"Dad.."
"Oh for crying out loud, enough with the questions, Pancake."

[rogerbodger]

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827". Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward!

Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward.

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward.

The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

By the next day the word has spread and a crowd has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.

Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"I would have thought it was obvious" the caretaker says. "He's decomposing."