The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1155 on: November 15, 2010, 13:55 »
very clever, that one  ;)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1156 on: November 15, 2010, 17:35 »
There realy clever :D :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1157 on: November 16, 2010, 22:10 »
A blonde driving her car, swerving all over the road,
Policeman driving behind her decides to pull her over,,

" can you please explain why you are driving in such a dangerous manner",  asks the ploiceman.

the blonde replies,

"because everywhere I go there's a tree in the way".

"No madam", says the officer,


"that's your air freshener". :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1158 on: November 17, 2010, 15:59 »
apologies if too near the knuckle...

Two nuns in a car driving down the street when a vampire lands on the windscreen.

"Quick, quick" says the first nun, "Show him your cross!"

So, the second nun winds down the window and says "oi you! %^*£ Off My Car"



I'll get me coat....

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1159 on: November 18, 2010, 00:36 »
apologies if too near the knuckle...

Two nuns in a car driving down the street when a vampire lands on the windscreen.

"Quick, quick" says the first nun, "Show him your cross!"

So, the second nun winds down the window and says "oi you! %^*£ Off My Car"



I'll get me coat....

There are very few jokes that I remember - this is one worth remembering!  :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1160 on: November 18, 2010, 18:35 »
 :D :D :D :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1161 on: November 20, 2010, 13:42 »
I saw this one in a magazine.
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1162 on: November 20, 2010, 14:51 »
 :lol:  :nowink:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1163 on: November 20, 2010, 16:29 »
 :D :happy: ;)
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1164 on: November 21, 2010, 08:47 »
I saw this one in a magazine.
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did it have a bark?  ::)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1165 on: November 21, 2010, 09:08 »
I saw this one in a magazine.
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did it have a bark?  ::)
No :( It was a bit Wuff though :ohmy: :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1166 on: November 21, 2010, 09:24 »
Two planks standing at a bus stop..................................." I'm bored " said one to the other!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1167 on: November 21, 2010, 10:32 »
groan  ::)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1168 on: November 21, 2010, 18:51 »
Two planks standing at a bus stop..................................." I'm bored " said one to the other!

Hard board, card board or side board?  ::)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1169 on: November 21, 2010, 20:57 »
Two planks standing at a bus stop..................................." I'm bored " said one to the other!

Hard board, card board or side board?  ::)

I'm guessing half-board (definitely 2 short planks and well short of a full one anyway!)
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