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The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #930 on: September 30, 2010, 09:06 »
Quote from: Thrift on September 30, 2010, 07:59
Paddy and Mick were reading headstones in the cemetery. 'Crikey'!! says Paddy 'There's a chap here lived to 152' !

'Jaysus' says Mick 'What's his name?'

'Miles, from London'

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #931 on: September 30, 2010, 19:17 »
Two Aerials meet on a roof, fall in love, get married.
The ceremony was pants but the reception was brilliant!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #932 on: September 30, 2010, 20:27 »
Quote from: Nige2Plots on September 30, 2010, 19:17
Two Aerials meet on a roof, fall in love, get married.
The ceremony was pants but the reception was brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

:double groan: ::) Evenin' Nige! :)
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #933 on: September 30, 2010, 20:40 »
Evening Lorna :D :D :D :D :tongue2:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #934 on: September 30, 2010, 22:46 »
Quote from: argyllie on September 30, 2010, 09:06
Quote from: Thrift on September 30, 2010, 07:59
Paddy and Mick were reading headstones in the cemetery. 'Crikey'!! says Paddy 'There's a chap here lived to 152' !

'Jaysus' says Mick 'What's his name?'

'Miles, from London'

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I loved that one too!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #935 on: October 01, 2010, 06:52 »
the sculpture of sir paul mcCartneys head was found at reading railway station by a homeless person and sold for£2000

this is not the first time sir paul has been picked up by a tramp who went on to make a fortune out of him.
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #936 on: October 01, 2010, 07:15 »
 :unsure: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #937 on: October 01, 2010, 08:24 »
Quote from: davethespread on October 01, 2010, 06:52
the sculpture of sir paul mcCartneys head was found at reading railway station by a homeless person and sold for£2000

this is not the first time sir paul has been picked up by a tramp who went on to make a fortune out of him.

 :ohmy: :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #938 on: October 01, 2010, 09:26 »
Since the mother-in-law  went senile, she came to live with us :(

All she does is stands there looking at the window,

I suppose if it starts snowing I'll have to let her in the house. :tongue2:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #939 on: October 01, 2010, 10:21 »
I LOVE mother-in-law jokes.  Thanks for this one. :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #940 on: October 01, 2010, 11:17 »
 My mother in law is coming down for the weekend.  She's been on the roof for a while now.... :ohmy:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #941 on: October 01, 2010, 11:46 »
Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though.

The plot thickens...
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #942 on: October 01, 2010, 12:43 »
I bought my Mother in Law a new Jaguar last week................................................................

It's bitten her twice already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #943 on: October 01, 2010, 12:44 »
Quote from: Nige2Plots on October 01, 2010, 12:43
I bought my Mother in Law a new Jaguar last week................................................................

It's bitten her twice already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :ohmy: :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #944 on: October 01, 2010, 12:47 »
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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