[davethespread]

police in ireland today found a mass grave of snowmen,after further investigations it turned out to be a field of carrots......

[plot6b]

police in ireland today found a mass grave of snowmen,after further investigations it turned out to be a field of carrots......

[davethespread]

a group of us went out for an indian meal last night,and for a bet my mate started snorting chilli powder.he then collapsed at the table and slipped into a korma.

[horsepooisgood]

a group of us went out for an indian meal last night,and for a bet my mate started snorting chilli powder.he then collapsed at the table and slipped into a korma.

Did you phone for an ambulance and tell em to curry up

[davethespread]

a group of us went out for an indian meal last night,and for a bet my mate started snorting chilli powder.he then collapsed at the table and slipped into a korma.

Did you phone for an ambulance and tell em to curry up

i did but naan turned up

[mumofstig]

because of too much argy bhaji in the high street

[JayG]

Sure it was a korma and not Chicken Tarka (it's like Chicken Tikka but otter!)







(Yes I know, but some are new here and some hopefully have terrible memories!) 

[Paul Plots]

police in ireland today found a mass grave of snowmen,after further investigations it turned out to be a field of carrots......

Several minutes later (well - seconds really) I got that   

[Yorkie]

I still don't get it    :blink:

[horsepooisgood]

Niether did the paddy police.....

[DD.]

Oh dear.

What do you use as a nose on a snowman?

[hamstergbert]

first snowman to second snowman: "Can you smell carrots?.........."

[hamstergbert]

A Cessna light aircraft crashed into a cemetery just outside Dublin yesterday.
Irish police announce that they have so far recovered 1142 bodies from the crash site.  The operation is continuing....

[PennyS]

Another test for "whether you've still got your marbles"...

Q. 1 How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
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A: open the door, put the giraffe in, then shut the door.

Q.2  How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
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A: Open the door, get out the giraffe, put the elephant in, shut the door.


Q.3  The Lion, King of the Jungle, calls a conference. All the animals attend except one.  Which one?
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A: the elephant - you left it in the fridge.

Q. 4  Someone who wants to attend the conference has to cross crocodile-infested waters to get there.  How does he do it?


















A.  Swim across - all the animals are at the conference, including the crocodiles.... you didn't forget did you?

[Bizzi Lizzi]

police in ireland today found a mass grave of snowmen,after further investigations it turned out to be a field of carrots......

It's taken me until now to work this one out ... sorry, lots of blond moments collected together here!