[Aunt Sally]

Don't get that one Dave 

[plot6b]

Don't get that one Dave 

Pie as in mathamatics equals 3.14. Hence the punch line 

[Aunt Sally]

Ahhh... 

I think it was having the number on two lines that threw me    I'll take a few of the


..................'s out 

[Ice]

Surely it's pi, not pie?

[plot6b]

Surely it's pi, not pie?

That's true but I kept it in Dave's context

[plum crumble]

chortle!!! very good! 

[DavidT]

chortle!!! very good! 

We Welsh understand good pi`s. Clarkes, Peters.lol

[8doubles]

There is queue outside the Guinness book of records office,
Snow White thinks she is the most beautiful woman, Tom thumb who thinks he is the smallest man and Quasimodo who thinks he is the ugliest man.
Snow White goes in and comes out 20 minutes later saying " i am the most beautiful woman , and i have a certificate to prove it"
Tom Thumb goes in and returns saying " i am the smallest man and i have a certificate to prove it"

Quasimodo goes in and comes out saying " who the hell is davethespread "

 

[DavidT]

Did he have the hump then?

[8doubles]

Did he have the hump then?

Might have now.

[mumofstig]

Oh Oh you're in trouble 

[davethespread]

and i heard that 8Doubles was so ugly that when doctor who was on the daleks used to hide behind the sofa.

[8doubles]

and i heard that 8Doubles was so ugly that when doctor who was on the daleks used to hide behind the sofa.

Yep, my mum used to tie a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me.

[davethespread]

try a pork chop now my dog will play with you

[plum crumble]

Fetch Cesc, Fetch!!!!!