The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #60 on: March 14, 2010, 10:31 »
why have women got smaller feet than men?....so they can get closer to the sink
i dont suffer with insanity..........i enjoy every minute of it.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #61 on: March 14, 2010, 11:32 »
why have women got smaller feet than men?....so they can get closer to the sink

Plum! Tell him, will you?  :nowink:  :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #62 on: March 14, 2010, 12:31 »
I'm ducking under the table!!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #63 on: March 14, 2010, 14:22 »
Davy boy - it's back into that spider infested corner with you mate!! :nowink:
small, Welsh and almost certainly bonkers, but can be tamed with Talisker, if required

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #64 on: March 14, 2010, 14:24 »
thats very difficult plum i live in a round house :D

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« Reply #65 on: March 14, 2010, 14:40 »
The cellar then - no light either!

(A round house?  A light house??)
All we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about (Charles Kingsley)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #66 on: March 14, 2010, 14:44 »
The cellar then - no light either!

(A round house?  A light house??)

an oast house?..come on dave spill the beans.......o sorry did you have a roast for a change :tongue2:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #67 on: March 14, 2010, 18:05 »
well, if you ain't got a corner, perhaps a shed............

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #68 on: March 14, 2010, 18:20 »
its a dustbin :( ::) ;)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #69 on: March 14, 2010, 19:12 »
someone has been going into our site and adding soil to my allotment every night i have'nt a clue why.............the plot thickens

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #70 on: March 14, 2010, 19:15 »
its a dustbin :( ::) ;)
Contemporary plastic or rustic metal Dave?

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #71 on: March 14, 2010, 19:16 »
someone has been going into our site and adding soil to my allotment every night i have'nt a clue why.............the plot thickens

That took me quite a while Dave :nowink: :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #72 on: March 14, 2010, 19:19 »
i really spoilt her today,first i bought her a lovely new fragrance,then i rubbed essential oils into her body,and then i done the hoovering and dusting.......................i really love that car

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #73 on: March 14, 2010, 19:21 »
its a dustbin :( ::) ;)
Contemporary plastic or rustic metal Dave?

oh rustic metal nigel,plastic please ::) :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #74 on: March 14, 2010, 20:57 »
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..

He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit,

They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.

He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.

He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now, tell HIM you have a  headache"



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