One day, God rang Satan, and suggested they go out for lunch at the usual place, 'The Holy Grill'...
They took their seats at their usual table and small talk started...
'So how's things down there Satan', asked God?
'Oh the usual suspects, politicians, bank managers, lawyers and the like, but funnily enough we got a wizened old gardener the other day - dunno why, but he just turned up with some odd looking brown vegetable thing, nobody knew what it was, so we assumed it was poisonous and that was why he was here! How's about you anyway'?
God replied,'Oh pretty much the same really, a couple of priests, a few nuns, and we had an odd one too, he said he used to make some sort of strong alcoholic drink, so just in case it was OK with everyone, we kept him on with us'!
After a few more chats, the waiter came over to take their order.
Satan looked up with a gleam in his eye and immediately said that he'd like the soup of the day, 'The Nectar of the Gods'!
So God looked up, sighed and said, 'In which case, I'll have 'The Devil's Avocado'!