Chris Packham, expert on wasps and the noises that they make, ventured into a record shop.
He spotted a vinyl copy of "Sounds of Wasps" and asked the gentleman behind the counter if he could listen to a little of it.
After a couple of minutes he says "I'm Chris Packham, expert on wasps and the noises that they make and I don't recognise a single sound on this record."
They listen to a few minutes more and he says "I'm Chris Packham, expert on wasps and the noises that they make and I still don't recognise a single sound on this record."
After a few mintues more, clearly agitated now he says "I'm Chris Packham, expert on wasps and the noises that they make and for reasons I don't comprehend I don't recognise a single sound on this record what so ever!"
The chap behind the counter stops the record and inspects it closely. "Oh" he says, "Looks like I was playing the Bee-side."