[DavidT]

If Max Wall`s parents had had a sense of humour they would have named their son Walter.

[DavidT]

David and Victoria Beckham named their first son Brooklyn, after the place he was conceived. So why wasn`t the second boy named Peckham?

[plot6b]

Not bad DavidT keep them coming.

[DavidT]

I`ve run out of impetus, for now.

[plum crumble]

pretty damn good though!! Wish I could think of some good 'uns!

[DavidT]

Plum, you are Welsh, you can do it if you really try.

[plum crumble]

Horse goes into a bar
Barman asks, why the long face?

[mumofstig]

Plum, you are Welsh, you can do it if you really try.

I feel a song coming on.................'you can do it if you really want. ...just try, try and try,
try and try,........... you'll succeed at last'
 

[DavidT]

Desmond Decker and the  Aces. You Can Get It.

[mumofstig]

  I bet that confused a good few people.  

[DavidT]

I was into reggae/ska in the late 60`s early 70`s. Judge Dread especially.

[Paul Plots]

Perhaps this one is more suited to a mixed age range audience?

Chap wanders into a pub and the barman says, “Excuse me sir did you know you have a lizard on your shoulder?”
Chap replies, “Yes, I did. It’s my pet.”
"Very small isn’t it?” remarked the barman.
“Yep,” replied the chap, “it’s my newt!”

[Snap Dragon]

 
An oldie but a goodie
Hee hee

[Paul Plots]

An oldie but a goodie
Hee hee

It's about the only one I can remember!! 

[hamstergbert]

The door of the music shop swings open and a little mouse wearing a tiny print dress and a straw bonnet scuttles up to the counter.  The shopkeeper stares at it, then blinks in astonishment as the mouse, in a squeaky voice, says "Can I have a B-flat chromatic mouse organ, please?"
The shopkeeper blinks again, astonished, but commercialism takes charge and soon the cash register chings and the mouse scuttles off with its purchase in a brown paper bag.
The shopkeeper shakes his head in bemusement.  "Now I've seen everything!"
That afternoon the door of the music shop swings open again and another little mouse, (this time wearing a miniscule pair of levis and adidas teeshirt) scuttles up to the counter.  The shopkeeper smiles at it and says, "can I help you?"
The mouse says, "I'm looking for an F-sharp chromatic mouse organ please".
The shopkeeper nods.  "No problem!" and as he turns to take the requested instrument from the rack he says, "Do you know, there was another mouse in here this very morning, also looking for a mouse organ!"
The mouse thinks for a moment, then nods.  "Oh, that was probably our Monica..."

I'll get me coat.