[cadalot]

A man sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says "Can I Help You?"

She says "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil"

No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at .....

[rogerbodger]

 

[davethespread]

they are running a sweep down our club, what's going to end first the Oscar Pistorius trial or the DFS sale

[davethespread]

my friend was bleeding,and the first aid book told me to apply pressure,so i told him if he didn't stop bleeding right away he would die

[cadalot]

My daughter sent me this one.....    The Smell Never Bothered Me Anyway

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[wighty]

We totally believe in this house that the wind must go free!

[8doubles]

From Sunday Night at the Palladium,


" I like to have an opinion on things i know nothing about ....................











.........it makes me feel American ! "

[Growster...]

Marvellous, Cadders!

A must for grandfathers everywhere as well...

[Chrysalis]

Brilliant Cadders!

Taking this version to my singing lesson, I think!   Not sure I can keep a straight face at school....

[cadalot]

If you like that one what about - Do You Want To Hide the Body

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[cadalot]

We totally believe in this house that the wind must go free!

Wighty just for you..

The wind is very useful
It travels from your heart
It travels down your back bone
Enough to make you fart
A fart is very useful
It puts the stomach at ease
On winter nights it warms the bed
And suffocates the fleas

[Chrysalis]

Ooer!  Love the video, however poor taste it is!

Poem made me smile, too.
Thanks.  Needed a laugh after this week,....

[rogerbodger]

A book has been found today down the back of a shelf, during the re-fit of Dublin Library ,when dusted off the title read;
 
IRISH DANCING PART 2
(ARM MOVEMENTS).

[davethespread]

a flying insect just flew in my window and exploded........... i think it was one of those jihaddy long legs

[LotuSeed]

My Macaw woke me up this morning by exclaiming "OUT OUT OUT!" and "PICK THAT UP!" repeatedly. I got up to see what all the fuss was about to find one of my Amazons out of her cage and walking around on the floor. I guess he was just trying to forewarn me lol.