[sorrel]

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
flour
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Vodka
1 can of red bull
2 cups of dried fruit


Method:
Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.  To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull & drink.  Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large, fluffy bowl.  

Add one teaspoon of sugar.  Beat again.

At this point it’s best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.  Flavour with red bull to taste.  Try another cup.... just in case turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuckin the cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a screwscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity - flavour with a little Bed Rull.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.

Pick up the can, mop the floor.
Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or whatever you can find.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS!

Love Sporall (hic) xx  :roll:

[hayles62]

     

[John]

I was right - one mention of booze and Hayles arrives for the party

Cheers  

[shaun]

sounds great,how many slices does it take to get you a bit merry ?
make vodka jelly,instead of water just use neat jelly it goes a bit cloudy not clear at all but its ace  
(the kids love it)  

[hayles62]

I was right - one mention of booze and Hayles arrives for the party

Cheers  

Anyone for a Conga?

[shaun]

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
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sorrel can you explain what this meens please i'm a bit confused ?

[John]

Shaun, drink half a bottle of Vodka and it will make perfect sense as you conga with Hayles

[shaun]

ohh right its all getting clear now  :?

[muntjac]

just drink some more ,, it wil get back to being fuzzy for ya soon

[Annie]

For some reason I have only just read this :shock: