Actually, Toadlee is a firm friend who lives in our greenhouse!
He got swept up a couple of years ago, and was saved by just showing a leg, yelling 'HOY', and escaping the brush!
He's the size of a small apple now, and a very happy chap and we love him and even give him a snail or two when they get a bit frisky and start noshing the tiny seedlings we're trying to grow!
A distant relation is Sid, the spider, who keeps making a web just inside the door, and collecting us as we walk in!