The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #945 on: October 01, 2010, 12:52 »
:snigger:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #946 on: October 01, 2010, 16:23 »
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

My MIL is lovely - not sure I could cope with her on toast though  :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #947 on: October 03, 2010, 08:04 »
A tough looking man was on our allotment site today! When he thought no one was looking he took the main gate. I didn't say anything as he might take a fence!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #948 on: October 03, 2010, 12:33 »
A tough looking man was on our allotment site today! When he thought no one was looking he took the main gate. I didn't say anything as he might take a fence!

that's a good one nige  :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #949 on: October 03, 2010, 18:38 »
A tough looking man was on our allotment site today! When he thought no one was looking he took the main gate. I didn't say anything as he might take a fence!

that's a good one nige  :D

Thanks for "posting" that one!  :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #950 on: October 04, 2010, 19:40 »
The ugly vegetable.................................It grew some and it grew some more!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #951 on: October 04, 2010, 20:03 »
TAXI for Nigel.............

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #952 on: October 04, 2010, 21:59 »
As told to me by child just minutes ago:

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Te-quil-a!

(Took me a while to work it out but I got there eventually.  I must be tired) :dry:
« Last Edit: October 06, 2010, 09:36 by Bizzi Lizzi »

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #953 on: October 04, 2010, 22:53 »
As told to me by child just minutes ago:

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Te-quil-a!

(To me a while to work it out but I got there eventually.  I must be tired) :dry:

 :lol:  :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #954 on: October 05, 2010, 08:14 »
I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on.

This one was written in London.
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #955 on: October 05, 2010, 10:03 »
As told to me by child just minutes ago:

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Te-quil-a!

(To me a while to work it out but I got there eventually.  I must be tired) :dry:

 :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #956 on: October 05, 2010, 10:50 »
I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on.

This one was written in London.

GROAN!  :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #957 on: October 05, 2010, 15:49 »
Why is it that no matter what I do I can never please my Mother-in-Law.

I asked what she would really like for her birthday,

"I would like a coat made from animal skin," she replied.

"No problem", I told her,

so I bought her a donkey jacket!

where did I go wrong this time? :D :D :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #958 on: October 05, 2010, 16:16 »
 :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #959 on: October 05, 2010, 18:40 »
What do you call a Mushroom who is the life and soul of a party?

A Fun-Gi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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