The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4080 on: May 11, 2021, 11:40 »
The Lee Family has really been stressing me out !
Perhaps you know them ?
Emotional Lee,
Mental Lee,
Physical Lee,
and lets not forget
Financial Lee.
Birds in cages do not sing  -  They are crying.

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« Reply #4081 on: May 12, 2021, 07:14 »
And not forgetting the inimitable...

Toad Lee!

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« Reply #4082 on: May 12, 2021, 08:48 »
And not forgetting the inimitable...

Toad Lee!
And his brother, Actua :)
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« Reply #4083 on: May 12, 2021, 12:42 »
There's another brother I forgot:    -    Serious  Lee    Mrs B

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« Reply #4084 on: May 12, 2021, 18:42 »
You lot are the Lee Mit  ::) 

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« Reply #4085 on: May 12, 2021, 19:10 »
Actually, Toadlee is a firm friend who lives in our greenhouse!

He got swept up a couple of years ago, and was saved by just showing a leg, yelling 'HOY', and escaping the brush!

He's the size of a small apple now, and a very happy chap and we love him and even give him a snail or two when they get a bit frisky and start noshing the tiny seedlings we're trying to grow!

A distant relation is Sid, the spider, who keeps making a web just inside the door, and collecting us as we walk in!

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« Reply #4086 on: May 13, 2021, 07:41 »
The energy issue solved at a stroke!
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« Reply #4087 on: May 13, 2021, 11:09 »
I can sympathise sometimes.
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« Reply #4088 on: May 13, 2021, 20:28 »
I was in a cafe this morning and I had to complain to the server as the coffee tasted like mud.
The server replied 'I should hope so, it was fresh ground this morning'.

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« Reply #4090 on: May 16, 2021, 10:01 »
Having come into an inheritance, I decided to invest the money. I spent 3 days researching various funds with names like: Unicorn Outstanding British Companies Class B - Accumulation (GBP), Legal & General UK Mid Cap Index Class C - Accumulation (GBP) and Jupiter Asian Income  (Class 1). The idea is to build a diversified portfolio that will outpace inflation and the markets.

Finally I settled on Lucky Lad in the 3:30  :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4091 on: May 16, 2021, 10:58 »
The Pope was on a visit to Liverpool and he invited people with problems to be part of the audience.

Billy was the first up and asked the Pope to help with his hearing, so the Pope put his hands over Billy's ears and said a prayer.

"How is your hearing now"? he asked.

"Billy replied, "I don't know, it's not till next Wednesday"!

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« Reply #4092 on: May 27, 2021, 12:55 »
Hello here's one my uncle just sent me (cleaned up version)a Yorkshire Farmer sees a man kneeling down next to a brook taking a drink he shouts oi mate that's got hoss pee and cow manure in it the man looks up and says I'm from London could you repeat that slowly so I can understand you ,the farmer says if   you   use   both  hands   you wont    spill   any .    jezza

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4093 on: May 30, 2021, 08:34 »
News reporters around the world in terror as the new llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Covid variant has been identified in Wales.

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« Reply #4094 on: May 30, 2021, 13:55 »
I'm fascinated by medieval history and recently I was researching miltary hierarchy and in particular the young servants. The results were poor as I got a 404 - page not found error.



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