The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4095 on: June 06, 2021, 08:15 »
I went to a really posh, exclusive restaurant last night with the great, great, great, great grandson of Handel. His name still opens doors.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4096 on: June 09, 2021, 09:23 »
Hello heard this in an agricultural dealers Monday  a farmer asks for a gate how wide do you want the gate asked the assistant,farmers reply was to fit the oile(hole) how bigs the hole asked the assistant  fits the gate says the farmer,how wide do you want it says the assistant the farmer puts his arms out and says this wide and add 2 foot ,right says the assistant grabbing a tape measure that's 8 foot ,how many crooks do you want what says the farmer crooks to hang it on says the assistant,don't do them says the farmer a bit of hairy willy band (baler twine) is sufficient   jezza     

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« Reply #4097 on: June 25, 2021, 15:08 »
Bees from which country can hold the most data? U-S-Bees  :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4098 on: July 06, 2021, 08:26 »
This made me chuckle...


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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4099 on: July 13, 2021, 14:20 »
Exercise for people over 60.
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« Last Edit: July 13, 2021, 15:21 by mumofstig »
Lesley x
I'm not good, I'm not bad - I'm just me, and sometimes I have to apologise for that ;)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4101 on: July 13, 2021, 15:40 »
Yes, it's still a good'un  :D

https://chat.allotment-garden.org/index.php?topic=52701.msg1551068#msg1551068

Damn, someone beat me to it. It is hard to know what has been posted without going through over 270 pages of posts.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4102 on: July 13, 2021, 23:47 »
Damn, someone beat me to it. It is hard to know what has been posted without going through over 270 pages of posts.
Something to do on a rainy day :)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4103 on: July 18, 2021, 10:50 »
Amongst other types of people.
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4104 on: July 18, 2021, 15:46 »
That is fabulous, Al!

When I learned to play bridge, I began to dislike everyone, so I gave up, and am a better man for it!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4105 on: July 18, 2021, 22:28 »
That is fabulous, Al!

When I learned to play bridge, I began to dislike everyone, so I gave up, and am a better man for it!

These days my bridge standard has gone downhill and so has the enjoyment with it, but the one thing that keeps me going back to the club (when we are not in a pandemic) are my cute attractive friendly female bridge partners who are so nice to cuddle.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4106 on: July 20, 2021, 10:12 »
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4107 on: July 26, 2021, 23:18 »
I failed my ventriloquist exams..... I can't say I'm surprised!

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« Reply #4108 on: July 27, 2021, 05:22 »
Watched the Opening Ceremony of the Olympic Games with a group of mates and we decided to drink a small glass of sake every time we heard the word ‘diversity’ mentioned.

When I regained consciousness the next morning, I discovered that three of my friends had died of alcohol poisoning.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4109 on: July 27, 2021, 09:19 »
Watched the Opening Ceremony of the Olympic Games with a group of mates and we decided to drink a small glass of sake every time we heard the word ‘diversity’ mentioned.

When I regained consciousness the next morning, I discovered that three of my friends had died of alcohol poisoning.

How come I missed Ashley Banjo  :ohmy: :ohmy:
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