[Plot 1 Problems]

Hi guys, it's me P1P. Went to log in today and it says I don't exist!

[New shoot]

Don’t panic Mr Mannering 

You deleted your account by mistook so I’ll send up a flare and request rescue.  We thought it was something we said 

[Aunt Sally]

Thank goodness your back.

[Plot 1 Problems]

Sorry, don't know what I did. I'd had a few ales last night (not unusual ) but I don't think I was pratting around with anything.

[Growster...]

It's that Dominion US voting computer, getting in on the act...

I'll be me next, then Mum, then John, then Yorkie, then - oh everyone..:0(

[Lardman]

Hi guys, it's me P1P. Went to log in today and it says I don't exist!

Are you sure it's not right - the computer is always right. Can you prove you are you, that you do exist. I'm not convince.

(I am so very tempted to make a topical, politically incorrect joke - but I wont)

[snowdrops]

So glad you’re back even if it’s incognito 

[jezza]

Hello your not the only one I cant get the system to accept passwords I put in I had to get a temporary one from the administrators,also  every time I look at a subject eg equipment shed it tells me only registered members can access this site,so it's back to the temporary pass word and I get in then the title page  goes grey so round I go again log out login again usually 3 attempts i can stay on for an hour   jezza

[wighty]

Auntie will sort it all out.  She did with me when I 'got lost' a few back now.    If you beg on bended knee  and offer her a large tin of varnish she'll answer your every request. 

[Subversive_plot]

I'm not convinced P1P.  You may need to prove you are who you think you are, I'm with Lardy on this one 
I think we may need two factor authentication.  Maybe plant some flowers, if you break out I a cold sweat, then Plot 1 Problems is back . . .  Unless the flowers are fake . . . 

[Aunt Sally]

Aunty has waved her magic wand (read carrot) and P1P is now good as new.  Or perhaps that’s bad as new 

[Plot 1 Problems]

I'm not convinced P1P.  You may need to prove you are who you think you are, I'm with Lardy on this one 
I think we may need two factor authentication.  Maybe plant some flowers, if you break out I a cold sweat, then Plot 1 Problems is back . . .  Unless the flowers are fake . . . 

Don't even go there, the wife has demanded more of them colourful devils for the back garden...

[mumofstig]

I'm not convinced P1P.  You may need to prove you are who you think you are, I'm with Lardy on this one 
I think we may need two factor authentication.  Maybe plant some flowers, if you break out I a cold sweat, then Plot 1 Problems is back . . .  Unless the flowers are fake . . . 

Don't even go there, the wife has demanded more of them colourful devils for the back garden...

  Noooooooo!

[Growster...]

I'm rather intrigued about Auntie here...

Does she have a personal website...?

I have, and it's been going for fourteen years!