The Second Law of Growster is to hear what the BBC say, then consider the opposite is probably true.
The First Law of Growster is to not to bother in the first place!
I'm afraid that when we eventually have to say a heartfelt goodbye to our dear Queen and the Duke, there will be a complete watershed of all that the BBC supposedly stands for, and it'll have to go subscription or pack up completely. The eye-watering money handed out to the slebs they employ is just obscene.
Now, would anyone like to get me started...?