Well, we'll have leek consomme, followed by leek stem and leaf gratin, with leek 'jus' (I hate that word)...
Leek flavoured ice cream with chocolate leeks and a special leek-flavoured tea, with a leek biscuit!
Tinctures will be 'Turrets Leek' (a dry white wine with notes of leek) followed by 'Leek au Turrets' a medium dry dessert wine, infused with a leek potage, and decorated with a leek root shaped to look like someone from Leek in Staffs!
It might be fair to say that we have quite a few leeks in our garden, so we have a nice Christmas to look forward to!