I am so lucky!

Yesterday I was the 1,000,000th visitor on the net
and won all sorts of things! I was so excited about it I didn't get around to claiming, but guess what? Yes, how did you know, I was the 1,000,000th visitor again today, what are the chances?!!!!!!
 

Oh you should be so lucky (is that a Kylie song !) Well Done  !!  Mrs Bouquet

No, I never touch anything like that with a barge pole,  it just made me laugh seeing the same thing two days running! I
I remember having to explain to my young daughter that despite the impression it gave,  getting a few matches on the free scratch card didn't mean we had won a holiday to Florida at all. She was so disappointed, life has some sad lessons.