Allotment Gardening Advice Help Chat
Growing => Grow Your Own => Topic started by: tracy-fuerteventura on October 24, 2008, 19:57
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i know this is a bit of topic but i am a keen and avid gardener flowers fruit veg it all appeals so why on earth has my other half bought me a vase for my birthday thats it just a vase i ask you men what goes through your heads !!!!!!!!
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Is it a nice vase :tongue2:
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i know this is a bit of topic but i am a keen and avid gardener flowers fruit veg it all appeals so why on earth has my other half bought me a vase for my birthday thats it just a vase i ask you men what goes through your heads !!!!!!!!
At least you GOT something! More than I do usually (.....but is a vase worse than nothing?? Hmm its a close call :shock: :D )
Paula
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You see,there i go.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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buy him a tin of WD40 or engine oil or something for HIS birthday :lol: :lol: :lol:
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yes its a lovely vase but normally i get chocs flowers a couple osilly pressies and something else ????
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yes its a lovely vase but normally i get chocs flowers a couple osilly pressies and something else ????
Well now you have something to put the flowers in. I think i will get Mrs Digger one.
Something else ,care to elaberate.
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A new tin of WD40??? That would be superb and usefull unlike the tat that most women buy us chaps on our birthday :lol: :lol:
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grrrrrrrrrrrrr trust a man to try and have the last word...........
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A new tin of WD40??? That would be superb and usefull unlike the tat that most women buy us chaps on our birthday :lol: :lol:
That was my thought...better than socks and pants. :lol:
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But men never buy socks and pants they carry on with the holey tatty ones they have, WE have to buy them for them because they don't consider them essentials. Us ladies like nice underwear and don't like to see our men in anything else.Do you want your ladies wearing tatty underwear that is only fit for cleaning the sink?
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But men never buy socks and pants they carry on with the holey tatty ones they have, WE have to buy them for them because they don't consider them essentials. Us ladies like nice underwear and don't like to see our men in anything else.Do you want your ladies wearing tatty underwear that is only fit for cleaning the sink?
I will have you know that i get good wear out of my pants.Then i use them as rags for the many jobs,cleaning /oil rags etc.
Mrs Digger does ger a bit embarrissed when i clean them and hang them out to dry.
There was a time when i would have been delighted for Mrs D to clean the sink in her underwear [Ahhh]
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so true wighty....and when WE buy socks and pants for them out of the usual shopping budget do we get reimbursed............NO of course not thats why they dont go and buy it themselves! what i dont understand is how/why mens pants get holes in the places they do????????
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so true wighty....and when WE buy socks and pants for them out of the usual shopping budget do we get reimbursed............NO of course not thats why they dont go and buy it themselves! what i dont understand is how/why mens pants get holes in the places they do????????
SCRATCHING
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digger
There was a time when i would have been delighted for Mrs D to clean the sink in her underwear [Ahhh][/quote]
i wonder what mrs d's thoughts are on this comment????????
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digger
There was a time when i would have been delighted for Mrs D to clean the sink in her underwear [Ahhh]
i wonder what mrs d's thoughts are on this comment????????[/quote]
I think its best to just wonder
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so true wighty....and when WE buy socks and pants for them out of the usual shopping budget do we get reimbursed............NO of course not thats why they dont go and buy it themselves! what i dont understand is how/why mens pants get holes in the places they do????????
SCRATCHING
:lol: :lol:
I'm actually hoping to get socks for Christmas as my 15 year old daughter has taken to wearing mine for some reason......she also nicks all my jumpers,scarfs and my OH always nicks my warmest coat. :roll:
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ok so you all have your own ideas but what am i to do with this blooming vase its very nice but very tall so unless i have a crop of delpeniums or something simular i am at a loss !!!
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Gladioli, always fit in a tall vase. sorrry.
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Has he still got the receipt? :lol: :lol:
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Sunflowers look good in a tall vase.
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ok so you all have your own ideas but what am i to do with this blooming vase its very nice but very tall so unless i have a crop of delpeniums or something simular i am at a loss !!!
Cant you have a 'dusting accident?' :twisted:
Paula
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You will have to stuff kitchen roll in it to raise the flowers up!
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You will have to stuff kitchen roll in it to raise the flowers up!
You can get verrrry fetching glass pebbles to put in it. Some are even coloured :wink:
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good idea yorkie but lets hope its glass to see the pebbles!If not plan A will do!
Oh well its something to car boot next summer.
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Don't anyone get upset, they are supposed to be funny! :D
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ive just got up (sad i know) have bad hangover from last night feel like cr*p..... i stupidly decided to let my OH know my dilema rather than me brooding on it till it became an issue and a big argument put it this way it didnt go down well so next year he does get wd40 and socks ect but its my 40th next year so it had better be good ..well got that of me chest now lets see what Christmas brings ????
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Well done Tracey.Its still early so you can turn the day around or go from bad to worse which is a waste of time.Get your hangover sorted and maybe you might get flowers next week from OH :lol: