I had my first really promising-looking crop of cherries this year - lots (well, it would have been one big bowlful) of beautiful, plump, perfect cherries which the birds didn't seem to have noticed. I strung up some shiny-paper tape around them just in case and I thought this was working. I was watching and waiting until the fruit was perfectly dark red and ripe.
Unfortunately the birds were obviously thinking exactly the same thing, and guess who blinked first?
When I went down to pick them - every single last one - GONE
I nearly wept