[puravida]

Well a mate of mine told me a few months back that piddling in my compost bin will help it break down and add much needed nutrients.

Since then I have been taking opportunities as they arise of course but it just dawned on me tonight that he might have been winding me up???

 :oops:

[wellingtons]

... that really did make me laugh out loud ... not because you're mate's been winding you up, because he hasn't ... but I loved the note of panic in your *voice* ... brilliant!

Keep piddling any chance you get honey, you are helping, I promise.

[GrannieAnnie]

I'm sure John said he uses 'piddle' on his compost heap!!!!!! But he puts it more politely!!!!!   Urea!!!!!! lol

[John]

John does it in a bottle in the shed then transfers it to the heap because he's a little too long in the tooth to be arrested for exposing himself!

[GrannieAnnie]

That's okay as long as someone doesn't waner into your shed on a hot day thinking you've got some lovely cider for him!!!! lol

[GrannieAnnie]

Sorry, missed the D out of wander!!!!!

And I never said Where you did it did I?   lol

[John]

did think I might fill an old whiskey bottle and leave it as a treat for the burglars if they come back  :twisted:

[philsmith1967]

It adds nitrogen which speeds up the decomposition process (he says sounding like a scientist!)

[John]

It adds nitrogen which speeds up the decomposition process (he says sounding like a scientist!)

I'd like to decompose the allotment burglars

[ytyynycefn]

I did read somewhere that it only works with bloke wee - apparently the oestrogen in girls' wee doesn't work so well.  Shame, really, I've been keeping a bucket in my shed for just that purpose  :oops:

Mel

[John]

I did read somewhere that it only works with bloke wee - apparently the oestrogen in girls' wee doesn't work so well.  Shame, really, I've been keeping a bucket in my shed for just that purpose  :oops:

Mel

Since the benefit is from the nitrogen, I very much doubt that's the case.  I'm sure lady wee is just as good as man wee, and it's probably illegal to suggest otherwise

[ytyynycefn]

Well, there's no answer to that!!   Maybe I'll set up two heaps, I'll pee on one, and OH can pee on the other.....

[hermon]

aww thats what men want sheds for!!

[puravida]

ha haaaa - I knew there would be a few closet, compost-heap-piddlers lurking around!!

Great to hear that I am doing the right thing!!!

I shall be watering my heap with renewed vigour and enthusiasm from now on!!!  

[BillinPA]

Well, there's no answer to that!!   Maybe I'll set up two heaps, I'll pee on one, and OH can pee on the other.....

This method sure sounds 'Scientific', but who gets to use the shed first?   And does the bucket / bottle get sanitized between uses?  :oops: