[Kleftiwallah]

The maladroits have once again broken into some of the sheds on our allotments.  Just as the nights are drawing in you can set your calender by it.   We do have a crime number, might as well be a chocolate fire guard.    Cheers,   Tony.

[Christine]

Last lot who tried it on my site were so drunk that when police arrived they were identified and arrested almost on the spot.