[Chookiechook]

 :'( :'(

Poor Lily..... her first babies are not her husbands..... Will Billy leave her or can she pretend he is the dad?

Mum.... Lily



Husband... Billy.... courtesy of Snoopy



And the other man..... ~Alfie~




Do you think she will be able to blag this one???  or will the truth out???







any ideas.... they dont look like polands to me

[tesni]

the truth will out!  her only hope is to say like typical teenagers they are rebels without a clue and have done their hair differently.......but I think he wil cotton on 

[Chookiechook]

Actually not so sure he will..... he is a poland after all!!!

He probably hasnt seen them yet!!! 

And when he does it will be like one of those 'what is missing in the second picture' things....

He never was much cop at those

[victoria_plum]

Maybe Billy is ok with it?

Chickens are very forward thinking after all.  He could be down wid it!  You never know what goes on behind closed coops?! 

[Chookiechook]

Well Billy is strutting his stuff this morning having been told that he IS now the father of at least two brand new today baby polands

They have hatched with a third one pipping..... correct colour to be his and with the right size head....

Trouble is now that Lily is giving him a hard time because she said they dont look like her (her being of darker shades than him) and that he must have been unfaithful!!!!

He is having none of it and said at least their not Jacks off eastenders!!!!

[NormandyMary]

I feel a Jeremy Kyle moment coming on!

DNA test at the ready!

[alancane]

Hahaha! This really made me chuckle and Mary, I think you are right, def a JK moment, or could we goto town and get Jerry Springer?