[Caretaker]

Well plum trees that is what I want to grow.
It came about that as I’m getting older and a bit slower, I need to cut down on the allotment a bit.
First I was going to give it all up, no.
Then I was going to only have half an allotment, no.
I have got the answer; grow grass, a nice lawn for my petrol mower, and plum tree's on the lawn.
I don't eat fruit like apples, to much acid for me, but plums, the big dark red ones that when you bit in to them the juice runs down your chin.
Now the only thing is I know absolutely sweet nothing about growing plum trees.
This is the bit that you come in at, help....