Goosey, some responses are necessary here: -
1) Get some glass jars, nail the lids underneath the shelf, fill said jars with screws, nails (minus the one you've just used) then screw the jars onto their lids. That mucks up the marmalade...
2) Give the paint tins a shake. If there's a slurping noise they're ok; if not chuck them out. The paint is fine under the skin, which can be removed like a sheet of lasagne...
3) Hang your tools on the wall using nails (you know where they are now so no excuses) and outline each one with indelible marker so you know where to put them back. Even better, are wire 'butcher's hooks' like an 'S', which I use all the time...
4) Re- the lead and copper tubing. Donate it to your local church just in case it has sprung a leak recently. It was all pinched from the church behind us, twice, so they don't need it now it's all felt (over the vestry that is)...
5) "A festive time is coming and so, if all else fails
You could possibly obtain one in the up-and-coming sales.
And if you get a flat-pack, beware the Autumn gales!
Make sure it's standing sturdy by using all your nails."
Finally, the name 'Dryden' just appeals when one is discussing sheds, doesn't it...
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