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Aunt Sally

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« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2007, 21:56 »
So you should be Leeky, but Shaun likes to live dangerously  :roll:

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« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2007, 21:57 »
its true mate women cant knock nails in without bending them its been scientifically proven in many controlled tests around the globe  :lol:  :wink:
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« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2007, 21:59 »
Steady Shaun.  I'm a wooden doll.  I know all about nails   :wink:

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« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2007, 22:01 »
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its true mate women cant knock nails in without bending them its been scientifically proven in many controlled tests around the globe  :lol:  :wink:



its the hammers head, shaun. its not flat enough  :tongue2:  :shock:

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« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2007, 22:16 »
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its the hammers head, shaun. its not flat enough  :tongue2:  :shock:


i will tell yer why this happens,its the way they hold the hammer,they hold it right next to the hammer head instead of holding it at the handle and they try to push the nail in instead of knocking it in  :wink:

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« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2007, 22:27 »
You're asking to go on the naughty step boys  :twisted:

I'll have you know I'm Bl***y good with a hammer, and I'll have you know I even have certificates for circular saw, band saw, planers and thicknessers, drills and many more big bits of kit.  I was responsible for workshop safety in 6 teaching workshops for 5 years.  :tongue2:

Nice shed by the way Leeky  :D

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« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2007, 22:31 »
if i was made of wood the last thing i would want to be playing with is a circular saw  :lol:

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« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2007, 22:45 »
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and another thing you can tell its a mans shed is because there are no bent nails  :lol:  :wink:

you're doing it again Shaun!  :lol:
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« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2007, 22:50 »
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if i was made of wood the last thing i would want to be playing with is a circular saw  :lol:
Very true !  Perhaps that's why I'm only 5 ft tall  :lol:

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« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2007, 13:02 »
WOW!!!!  :shock:

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« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2007, 14:32 »
I'm sure leeky's a girlie isn't he, so it really is a girlie shed - the clues are there to be seen - all straight lines, square joints, straight nails, pair of nice smelling trainers in the doorway (a bloke wouldn't have bovered taking them off b4 entering the hallowed interior) and sun lamp all lit up and ready for top up tan action!  :lol:  :lol:
Gardening organically on chalky, stony soil.

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« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2007, 16:37 »
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Quote from: "leeky"
its the hammers head, shaun. its not flat enough  :tongue2:  :shock:


i will tell yer why this happens,its the way they hold the hammer,they hold it right next to the hammer head instead of holding it at the handle and they try to push the nail in instead of knocking it in  :wink:


I think he's getting close to getting pushed off the top step aunty!!!!!

I know how to hold a hammer Shaun, I live with a builder!!!!  Taught me most of what he knows!!!!

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« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2007, 16:57 »
I rebuilt a shed yesterday, replaced boards and battens and all sorts; I didn't bend a single nail; I've been married to a builder as ell and I was a single mum for a while which means, as single mums know; you either learn to do it yourself or it don't get done; mind you that also applies when you're married as well  :wink:

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« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2007, 20:38 »
steak knife for a screwdriver and a high heel for a swansea spanner (hammer)    :wink:

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« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2007, 20:07 »
Nice site. I will learn a lot.
Thanks
Shibby


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