[tosca100]

Don't let your chicken sneak into the kitchen straight from a dustbath in your veggie plot, or they might shake......

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Mind you ........ better go see what my 'orrible lot are up to as they are on the loose and have suddenly gone very quiet  

[syman]

this is the funniest forum thread i have read in ages.

thanks to all!

[nerdle]

Here here!   

[Hen 1-0 Fox]

You can't resist a quick cuddle but be prepared to throw that t shirt in the wash despite having just put it on as your feathered friend is secretly wiping her feet on you while you tickle her!!

[8doubles]

Your teeth are a bit sweetcorn sized and a bit sweetcorn shaped so from a chooks viewpoint you have a mouthful of............................Yup!!!!!!

Do not smile too close to a chook !

[evie2]

If you need ground clearing, employ chickens, not only do they eat everything in sight, they rake and fertilize too

Cat flaps are not just for cats 

Next doors grass is greener . . . .  they don't have chickens

They're always up for a laugh . . . . as the tip the water over you for the 3rd time in 10 minutes

Yes chickens do fly . . . . to the top of the Damson tree at bedtime

They're always eager to see you in the morning . . . . just don't stand in their flight path  :blink:

If you ever feel sad, worn out or wonder 'what's the point' spend 5 minutes with some chickens :happy:

[ANHBUC]

Never forget that you put that fresh egg in your pocket!!!

[evie2]

Sartorial elegance and chickens do not go together 

Wellies, pj's and fluffy dressing gowns do

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and if you are daft enough to go anywhere near your chickens wearing anything remotely smart, you can bet your life that will be the moment they choose to fly up at you to see if you have anything interesting for them to eat, wipe their beaks on your legs or kick dirt up at you whilst in pursuit of a worm  

[symonep]

Leave the back door open and turn your back = one nosey chicken climbing two flights of stairs and finding her in the bathroom