Nuts

Oh dear me. Was there any advice on preparing for the dinner table? 

And don't fly anywhere, Jezza, because the packet of nuts they'll give you will have instructions...

1) Open packet.
2) Eat nuts.

Mind you, as they were metric, you'd need a new cracker to open them, and they're available at Growstercrackers Inc., (priced £339.00 plus VAT)

Ooooooh, I've just remembered something...who made us all laugh uncontrollably about 'undercrackers' a few years ago? I can now recall hooting all the way to the allotment on that particular thread, which upset the Vicar's wife no little when I explained why...:0,

and if you do fly anywhere, be careful when you go through security, your nuts will probably be quite noisy then.    Mrs Bouquet

Another notice for me to put up in the shop then!   We're going to have so  many notices soon we won't have any room for stock.  We are also getting a bit  cluttered 'behind the counter' with items that we can only sell to 'certain' people.