The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3720 on: November 08, 2018, 15:18 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3721 on: November 13, 2018, 16:35 »
Saw this cartoon in the paper yesterday and I thought I would share in case you missed it:-

Mr Dumpty is sueing the Royal Family for compensation, because all the Kings Horses and All the Kings Men were grossly inefficient.

Well it made me laugh.  :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3722 on: December 04, 2018, 19:12 »
I have a seamstress friend whose job is hanging by a thread yet she is able to keep her sense of humour. She is sew funny she always has me in stitches.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3723 on: December 05, 2018, 05:09 »
I have a seamstress friend whose job is hanging by a thread yet she is able to keep her sense of humour. She is sew funny she always has me in stitches.

Ahem...

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3724 on: December 05, 2018, 20:44 »
As you may know, we share our house with too many cats. It's a long story so I'll get straight to the tale.

How Not to Make a Ham Sandwich

Take two slices of bread, place on the board and butter them.
Turn to and open the fridge, remove packet of ham and deter cat from attempting to jump into the fridge. Cat then commences miaowing and leg rubbing, so pinch off a little and give it to her.
Turn to the breadboard to discover another cat happily licking the butter off the bread.
Shout at cat, place ham down by the fridge and retrieve the bread and butter which now goes into the compost bin.
Turn back to fridge and the ham has vanished! See the packet being dragged through the cat flap.
Open the cupboard, take out packet of crisps and retreat....

Some days it's best not to get out of bed....
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3725 on: December 05, 2018, 22:29 »
Love it John, I could see it happening as I was reading it   :lol: :lol: :lol: from me and  :mad: :mad: :mad: from you.   Mrs Bouquet

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3726 on: December 06, 2018, 18:05 »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3LmacgHDKQ

I just saw this, it made laugh out loud...  ;)
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3727 on: December 06, 2018, 18:27 »
As you may know, we share our house with too many cats. It's a long story so I'll get straight to the tale.

How Not to Make a Ham Sandwich

Take two slices of bread, place on the board and butter them.
Turn to and open the fridge, remove packet of ham and deter cat from attempting to jump into the fridge. Cat then commences miaowing and leg rubbing, so pinch off a little and give it to her.
Turn to the breadboard to discover another cat happily licking the butter off the bread.
Shout at cat, place ham down by the fridge and retrieve the bread and butter which now goes into the compost bin.
Turn back to fridge and the ham has vanished! See the packet being dragged through the cat flap.
Open the cupboard, take out packet of crisps and retreat....

Some days it's best not to get out of bed....

This is a local legend amongst cat owners,
Hubby, "Hey luv the cat is eating the butter"
Wife , "Well put it in the fridge"
Hubby, "Ok". :)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3728 on: December 06, 2018, 18:31 »
The sequel (same family) is how to stop the cat urinating under the sofa !

Cut the legs off !
(the sofa) ;)



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