The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3690 on: August 12, 2018, 19:52 »
I was looking forward to watching the World Origami Championships today on TV

Imagine my disappointment when I found that it was on paper view only

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3691 on: August 13, 2018, 11:14 »
I guess that sessions has now folded up! I went to a bonsai class but they cut it short.  :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3692 on: August 13, 2018, 12:09 »
Oh oh, here goes Gg again.   :lol: :lol: :lol:  Mrs Bouquet
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3693 on: August 14, 2018, 19:00 »
In the last month the Origami Bank has folded and the Bonsai Bank has cut back some of its branches. In today's news we are hearing that the Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, apparently it's going for a song.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3694 on: August 28, 2018, 05:42 »
With the 2018/2019 rugby season approaching I was wondering about London Wasps - do they have a "B" team?

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3695 on: August 28, 2018, 06:15 »
With the 2018/2019 rugby season approaching I was wondering about London Wasps - do they have a "B" team?

Well, they have two wings and a fly half, so I suppose they do...

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3696 on: August 28, 2018, 14:08 »
How does Frankenstein sit on a chair?



Bolt upright
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3697 on: August 29, 2018, 10:06 »

The Eastern Eauropian brutal warlord was an asthmatic.

His name was Vrad the inhaler.  Cheers,  Tony.
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3698 on: September 03, 2018, 10:54 »
True conversation...

Grandson, "Can I have a healthy snack?"
Me, "Yes of course, what would you like?"
Grandson, "Chocolate"
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3699 on: September 06, 2018, 18:10 »
Any parents with Xboxes in their homes will probably identify with this parents ' strategy'  .

The following note was pinned on the teenagers bedroom door where they would guarantee to see it.

"  UNLOAD + RELOAD THE DISHWASHER
  AND TAKE A PIC OF IT
  THEN WALK THE DOG AND TAKE A
  PIC OF IT.
   THEN SEND ME BOTH PICTURES AND I'LL
   TELL YOU WHERE THE POWER CORD
   FOR YOUR XBOX IS  "

     THANKS!
     LOVE MUM
 

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3700 on: September 08, 2018, 07:19 »
Any parents with Xboxes in their homes will probably identify with this parents ' strategy'  .

The following note was pinned on the teenagers bedroom door where they would guarantee to see it.

"  UNLOAD + RELOAD THE DISHWASHER
  AND TAKE A PIC OF IT
  THEN WALK THE DOG AND TAKE A
  PIC OF IT.
   THEN SEND ME BOTH PICTURES AND I'LL
   TELL YOU WHERE THE POWER CORD
   FOR YOUR XBOX IS  "

     THANKS!
     LOVE MUM
 

I like it 😂
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3701 on: October 04, 2018, 20:51 »
I went to the theatre the other night to watch a piece called 'The Dictionary'.

It was a play on words.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3702 on: October 04, 2018, 21:31 »
I've just got a job in a chess piece manufacturers!

They're very busy and I'm on knights at the moment...

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3703 on: October 05, 2018, 05:39 »
Just think of the pay cheque, mate

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #3704 on: October 05, 2018, 17:44 »
They offered me a job maintaining the equipment not just there but also at the other factories, where they make the minor pieces.  I got some funny looks at home when I said I was anticipating spending a lot of time on the pawn sites...
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