Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?

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mrs bouquet

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Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
« on: May 13, 2018, 11:19 »
If you know any (that are clean ...ish), can you please tell me.  Then I can pass them on at WI. What a silly lot of ladies we are, but we do enjoy a giggle - and who doesn't.  So I am sure any jokes you can tell will be appreciated by us all.  regards  Mrs Bouquet
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Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2018, 16:30 »
Have you had a look in the Daily Funny thread, Mrs B - there are 243 pages and the jokes have to be clean to be on this forum  ;)

The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh! in Chatting on the Plot - Page 243 of 243
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Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2018, 10:45 »
I had forgotten about going there - good idea, thanks Lesley.   Mrs Bouquet

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Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2018, 23:47 »
Perhaps you already know this one....?  I heard it from my 8-year-old grandson, who heard it in the school playground. I was surprised as well as amused  -

What did the constipated mathematician do?  -   Got a pencil and worked it out.

As days went by he reported a whole series of 'constipated' jokes. The only other one I can remember is  -

Have you seen the film 'Constipation'?    -  No, it hasn't come out yet.

Oh dear, children today

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Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2018, 11:14 »
WI ladies like one-liners.   If its a very long joke, some of the older ladies go to sleep  !!!! Thanks, Mrs Bouquet

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Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2018, 17:37 »
What's the best animal to take to a BBQ?







A gorilla.....

Courtesy of Mrs Dog who has it copyrighted. It's the first in the long line to her new career as a stand up comic   ???
« Last Edit: May 16, 2018, 17:39 by Mr Dog »

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Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2018, 19:05 »
 :D :D :D :D :D I am sure she will earn every penny, ta, Mrs Bouquet

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Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2018, 22:04 »
From a really corny joke book...
What do you call a bear with no ear?






A b.....

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Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2018, 05:41 »
What does a house wear?






ad dress.



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