Same old Christmas jokes...

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Growster...

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Same old Christmas jokes...
« on: December 24, 2017, 12:19 »
Don't you love 'em!

I always run through a few each year, with the admission that the brussel sprouts go on the stove three days before the event, and the cats climbing up the Christmas tree, to fall off as it topples onto Granny's large sherry...

But my favourite - from the gorgeous Phyllis Diller, a proper comedienne from a few years ago, was her admission that it took her seven hours to stuff her turkey...
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...through its beak...!


More please, and Happy Christmas one and all!




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Re: Same old Christmas jokes...
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2017, 11:07 »
Having just had a medicinal whisky (honest!) all my slightly fevered brain has come up with is:
What Spooner wouldn't wish at Christmas from bat flattery!
I love cooking with wine, and sometimes I even add food!



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