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Title: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
Post by: mrs bouquet on May 13, 2018, 11:19
If you know any (that are clean ...ish), can you please tell me.  Then I can pass them on at WI. What a silly lot of ladies we are, but we do enjoy a giggle - and who doesn't.  So I am sure any jokes you can tell will be appreciated by us all.  regards  Mrs Bouquet
Title: Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
Post by: mumofstig on May 13, 2018, 16:30
Have you had a look in the Daily Funny thread, Mrs B - there are 243 pages and the jokes have to be clean to be on this forum  ;)

The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh! in Chatting on the Plot - Page 243 of 243 (http://chat.allotment-garden.org/index.php?topic=52701.msg1492836#msg1492836)
Title: Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
Post by: mrs bouquet on May 14, 2018, 10:45
I had forgotten about going there - good idea, thanks Lesley.   Mrs Bouquet
Title: Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
Post by: Stewarty on May 14, 2018, 23:47
Perhaps you already know this one....?  I heard it from my 8-year-old grandson, who heard it in the school playground. I was surprised as well as amused  -

What did the constipated mathematician do?  -   Got a pencil and worked it out.

As days went by he reported a whole series of 'constipated' jokes. The only other one I can remember is  -

Have you seen the film 'Constipation'?    -  No, it hasn't come out yet.

Oh dear, children today
Title: Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
Post by: mrs bouquet on May 15, 2018, 11:14
WI ladies like one-liners.   If its a very long joke, some of the older ladies go to sleep  !!!! Thanks, Mrs Bouquet
Title: Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
Post by: Mr Dog on May 16, 2018, 17:37
What's the best animal to take to a BBQ?







A gorilla.....

Courtesy of Mrs Dog who has it copyrighted. It's the first in the long line to her new career as a stand up comic   ???
Title: Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
Post by: mrs bouquet on May 16, 2018, 19:05
 :D :D :D :D :D I am sure she will earn every penny, ta, Mrs Bouquet
Title: Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
Post by: Mr Dog on May 16, 2018, 22:04
From a really corny joke book...
What do you call a bear with no ear?






A b.....
Title: Re: Does anyone have anymore Primary School Jokes ?
Post by: LILLILEAF on May 17, 2018, 05:41
What does a house wear?






ad dress.