[jazzbyrd]

What can I use to accelerate the rotting of leaves. I have been looking for Biotal For Leaves but its £6 at bottle and some web sites want £5 for postage and packing.

Jazz

[gregmcalister]

Urine will do the trick

[jazzbyrd]

Errmmmmm Neat Urine?

Jazz

[Rampant_Weasel]

yup just pop the old chap out and fire away  

[DD.]

yup just pop the old chap out and fire away  

jazzbyrd will have a bit of a problem there.

[jazzbyrd]

Shall I get my old fella to pop his old chap out then!!!   heehehehe!!

Jazz

[Nogger]

yup just pop the old chap out and fire away  [/quote










thats funny

[Rampant_Weasel]

Shall I get my old fella to pop his old chap out then!!!   heehehehe!!

Jazz

absolutly...most ladies being a bit more bashful tend to use the bucket and tip technique, 90% of the time incorparating the shed for privacy.

[compostqueen]

us polite types call it "lady water"     yes bung it on     add it liberally to your compost bins too

[muntjac]

get " er indoors " a bucket fer the bedroom

[Parsnip]

Or.......pretend you're camping, send the rolled up pants to the bottom of the tent... :roll:

 on the woollies and slide free slippers( to aviod bringing in the squished slugs and snails) potter up the garden an hoist yerself on the compost bin( remembering to take the lid off first of course) and go for it.......


mmmmmmmm..what happens if you follow through?  

[jazzbyrd]

:shock:  Parsnip  :shock:

Jazz

[Rampant_Weasel]

follow throughs will have to be scooped out, special care must be taken not to do it while hovering above compost, use a cork if necassary.

[Bombers]

follow throughs will have to be scooped out, special care must be taken not to do it while hovering above compost, use a cork if necassary.

     

[Parsnip]

 Thats what happens when you post after too many glasses of wine..  :oops: