Goosey, I've never actually downloaded anything like Gooseoil, and wonder why I am so backward in coming forward! Growsterlarks are for the professional, as I'd have hoped you would have understood, but for the sake of complacency, I'll degrade!
How do you do it? Is it some sort of tap on the PC or screen, which just 'turns on' a dollop of the material, or something? Please alleviate...
However, the WingMat strikes a chord; probably in B Flat, but exponents of Schoenberg may differ, and perhaps a short blast of Jenkins might help the streams of tenor...
I'd suggest that we campaign for rechargeable Wingmats on every allotment in the UK, at a suitable rent of course, and that the sedentary position should be realigned to suit LurkerSearch, which is necessary on so many vegetable plants at this time of year!
Daniel, I now come to your suggestion, having exhausted Goosey's fantasies!
You are welcome to join in a venture, where we purchase several pieces of black plastic from a subsidiary, Growsterplas, and at a considerable discount! (Goosey knows about this firm, but chooses to stay very, very quiet where black plastic is concerned..;0)
We need to talk very soon, preferably before Goosey gets legal, and writs abound...;0)