Poll

What is Rumpole saying ?

"Cuckoo...........................Cuckoo..............................Cuckoo" by  Nige2Plots
8 (4.1%)
"S'no way I'm going out there!" by  argyllie
7 (3.6%)
"Own up, who said it was spring" by  cob nut
5 (2.6%)
"see the suger factory exploded again" by  wayne170534
4 (2%)
"Hmmmm. Bit cold for strutting around and pecking. Heck with it, I'll phone out for pizza and curl up with a DVD of Chicken Run" by  hamstergbert."
2 (1%)
"I say, if you think I'm coming out today you have got another thing coming" by  Pol
1 (0.5%)
"I'm sure if I start from right up here I can beat 5.6 seconds on my next slalom run!" by  JayG
5 (2.6%)
"Hmm I bet Katie Price dont do outdoor photo shoots in this weather (now pout)" by  dexyblue
0 (0%)
"*Gasp! *Glares.......whos had beans......." by  Epona_4
1 (0.5%)
"are they rescue team on there way? " by  witchwoopiggy
3 (1.5%)
"... 'er in doors is nagging me again." by  Lardman
1 (0.5%)
"Pesky kids, playing Knock Down Ginger again" by  Yorkie
2 (1%)
Rumpole searched for the seven dwarfs, before realizing it's not THAT Snow White at the door! by  MJS
4 (2%)
"Them turkeys next door are not going to see this as a good omen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by  RichardA
13 (6.6%)
"i dont think i will be heading out in the long run" by  flitwickone
1 (0.5%)
"Your turn to get the paper Mabel."  Said the less than chivalrous Rumpole. by  Ice
3 (1.5%)
"It`s a brass monkey screaming !" by  8doubles
1 (0.5%)
"Yay!! Come on kids - lets build a snow chicken! " by  aelf
9 (4.6%)
"After finishing his book "Cockerels - Leading from the front", Rumpole looked outside and decided to try laying just once more." by  Lewjam
6 (3.1%)
"Hmm, this wasn't a good day to give up sugar..." by  Growster...
2 (1%)
"heeeeeeerrrrrrssss'ss johny!!!!!!" by  digalotty
2 (1%)
"Now you are sure this pop hole is safer than the one that Marie Antoinette used aren't you?" by Joyfull
6 (3.1%)
"Mmmm I may have to give up smoking, I am not allowed to smoke inside but I don`t fancy going out there!" by gypsy
0 (0%)
"This is one chicken that's not going to be frozen!" by  Learner
6 (3.1%)
Rumpole's scarey thought as he looked out on the snow, "Hope no one fancies a change for Christmas dinner!!!" by  ANHBUC
0 (0%)
"I know she said she was going to dust the coop with diatomaceous earth for lice, but this is going overboard a bit!!" by  Helenaj
6 (3.1%)
"I wish some one had told me we were moving to the north pole " by  stompy
1 (0.5%)
"I think i`ll wait 'till the council have gritted before i cross the road....." by  compo
10 (5.1%)
"I'm going outside. I may be some time...." by  plum crumble
20 (10.2%)
"What the heck is this! by dugless
0 (0%)
"*** this, I'm off back to bed!" by  Jamie Butterworth
5 (2.6%)
"Own up - who's taken my boots? I left them here last night." by  Beano
0 (0%)
"I know, I know, I am a free range hen, but would you go out bare footed in that?  I thought not!!" by  oliveview
3 (1.5%)
"Im not treading on that!" by mr.mellow
0 (0%)
"Oh No!  Not Snowflakes for brekkie again?  We ordered ice krispies!" by  Davenports
1 (0.5%)
"no no definitely no snow out here guys come on.................... race ya x" by  rachelr
2 (1%)
"...uh uh.  You have got to be kidding me " by  CluckyChicken
1 (0.5%)
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....................................Nope!" by  min200
8 (4.1%)
"That must have been a really, really big bird, for this much poo" by  mumofstig
0 (0%)
"Time to pose for the Christmas card again gals." by  grendel
6 (3.1%)
"Damn Weather Man !!!!! He got it wrong again !!!!" by  dawnfuller
0 (0%)
"Woah dude! Dude where's my board?" by  JaK
2 (1%)
Rumpole started to suspect, as he peered out of his beach hut, that the bloke at the travel agency had lied about those endless miles of white sand. by  Pertelotte
6 (3.1%)
"I'll require room service until March......" by  Honeysuckle
5 (2.6%)
"It's Snow Not going to happen!!!" by  AL Hathaway
1 (0.5%)
"So glad I decided to go for the 13.5 tog duvet, its cold enough to freeze the nuts off a cockerel out there!" by  NormandyMary
2 (1%)
"So what  do you think to the new hair do then Flossy." by  Rangerkris
0 (0%)
"Darn! I'll never find their prize winning vegetables in this!!" by  Squiggly
2 (1%)
"the sky must have fallen; I must go and tell the King." by  Junie
7 (3.6%)
"I'll be stuffed if I leave this hen house today!!" by  swpostie
3 (1.5%)
"Oh heck.....my vision has gone all monochrome!" by  Pete C
1 (0.5%)
"Huh ! the musses said "go to sleep it 'll be alwhite in the morning! " by  chips
0 (0%)
"no "cricket(s)" today kids!!! " by  prakash_mib
1 (0.5%)
"Come on girls, Eddie the Eagle will be down next" by  snowdrops
6 (3.1%)
"Anyone want ice in their clucktails?" by  Thephoenix572
5 (2.6%)

Total Members Voted: 49

Voting closed: July 04, 2011, 19:05


Competition #18 - Write a Caption

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arugula

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #45 on: May 28, 2011, 14:11 »
Unfortunately dawnfuller, the rules state one entry per person. Which one do you want to lose? :)
"They say a snow year's a good year" -- Rutherford.

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #46 on: May 28, 2011, 14:43 »
Woah dude! Dude where's my board?

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2011, 15:35 »
Rumpole started to suspect, as he peered out of his beach hut, that the bloke at the travel agency had lied about those endless miles of white sand.

P x

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #48 on: May 28, 2011, 18:32 »
Only one entry Dawn - Otherwise disqualified !
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #49 on: May 28, 2011, 19:13 »
I'll require room service until March......

 :D :D
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2011, 19:33 »
It's Snow Not going to happen!!!
We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel_Kant

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2011, 20:51 »
So glad I decided to go for the 13.5 tog duvet, its cold enough to freeze the nuts off a cockerel out there!
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 21:03 by NormandyMary »

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #52 on: May 28, 2011, 23:03 »
So glad I decided to go for the 13.5 tog duvet, its cold enough to freeze the nuts off a cockerel out there!

So glad I decided to go for the 13.5 tog duvet, its cold enough to freeze the nuts comb (?) off a cockerel out there!

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #53 on: May 29, 2011, 08:15 »
So what  do you think to the new hair do then Flossy.
Thanks
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #54 on: June 01, 2011, 16:12 »
Darn! I'll never find their prize winning vegetables in this!!

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #55 on: June 01, 2011, 20:37 »
"the sky must have fallen; I must go and tell the King."

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #56 on: June 07, 2011, 17:36 »
"I'll be stuffed if I leave this hen house today!!"

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #57 on: June 07, 2011, 20:46 »
Oh heck.....my vision has gone all monochrome!
Pete C

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #58 on: June 10, 2011, 01:35 »
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Huh ! the musses said "go to sleep it 'll be alwhite in the morning!

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #59 on: June 10, 2011, 23:11 »
no "cricket(s)" today kids!!!
« Last Edit: June 10, 2011, 23:26 by prakash_mib »
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