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What is Rumpole saying ?

"Cuckoo...........................Cuckoo..............................Cuckoo" by  Nige2Plots
8 (4.1%)
"S'no way I'm going out there!" by  argyllie
7 (3.6%)
"Own up, who said it was spring" by  cob nut
5 (2.6%)
"see the suger factory exploded again" by  wayne170534
4 (2%)
"Hmmmm. Bit cold for strutting around and pecking. Heck with it, I'll phone out for pizza and curl up with a DVD of Chicken Run" by  hamstergbert."
2 (1%)
"I say, if you think I'm coming out today you have got another thing coming" by  Pol
1 (0.5%)
"I'm sure if I start from right up here I can beat 5.6 seconds on my next slalom run!" by  JayG
5 (2.6%)
"Hmm I bet Katie Price dont do outdoor photo shoots in this weather (now pout)" by  dexyblue
0 (0%)
"*Gasp! *Glares.......whos had beans......." by  Epona_4
1 (0.5%)
"are they rescue team on there way? " by  witchwoopiggy
3 (1.5%)
"... 'er in doors is nagging me again." by  Lardman
1 (0.5%)
"Pesky kids, playing Knock Down Ginger again" by  Yorkie
2 (1%)
Rumpole searched for the seven dwarfs, before realizing it's not THAT Snow White at the door! by  MJS
4 (2%)
"Them turkeys next door are not going to see this as a good omen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by  RichardA
13 (6.6%)
"i dont think i will be heading out in the long run" by  flitwickone
1 (0.5%)
"Your turn to get the paper Mabel."  Said the less than chivalrous Rumpole. by  Ice
3 (1.5%)
"It`s a brass monkey screaming !" by  8doubles
1 (0.5%)
"Yay!! Come on kids - lets build a snow chicken! " by  aelf
9 (4.6%)
"After finishing his book "Cockerels - Leading from the front", Rumpole looked outside and decided to try laying just once more." by  Lewjam
6 (3.1%)
"Hmm, this wasn't a good day to give up sugar..." by  Growster...
2 (1%)
"heeeeeeerrrrrrssss'ss johny!!!!!!" by  digalotty
2 (1%)
"Now you are sure this pop hole is safer than the one that Marie Antoinette used aren't you?" by Joyfull
6 (3.1%)
"Mmmm I may have to give up smoking, I am not allowed to smoke inside but I don`t fancy going out there!" by gypsy
0 (0%)
"This is one chicken that's not going to be frozen!" by  Learner
6 (3.1%)
Rumpole's scarey thought as he looked out on the snow, "Hope no one fancies a change for Christmas dinner!!!" by  ANHBUC
0 (0%)
"I know she said she was going to dust the coop with diatomaceous earth for lice, but this is going overboard a bit!!" by  Helenaj
6 (3.1%)
"I wish some one had told me we were moving to the north pole " by  stompy
1 (0.5%)
"I think i`ll wait 'till the council have gritted before i cross the road....." by  compo
10 (5.1%)
"I'm going outside. I may be some time...." by  plum crumble
20 (10.2%)
"What the heck is this! by dugless
0 (0%)
"*** this, I'm off back to bed!" by  Jamie Butterworth
5 (2.6%)
"Own up - who's taken my boots? I left them here last night." by  Beano
0 (0%)
"I know, I know, I am a free range hen, but would you go out bare footed in that?  I thought not!!" by  oliveview
3 (1.5%)
"Iím not treading on that!" by mr.mellow
0 (0%)
"Oh No!  Not Snowflakes for brekkie again?  We ordered ice krispies!" by  Davenports
1 (0.5%)
"no no definitely no snow out here guys come on.................... race ya x" by  rachelr
2 (1%)
"...uh uh.  You have got to be kidding me " by  CluckyChicken
1 (0.5%)
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....................................Nope!" by  min200
8 (4.1%)
"That must have been a really, really big bird, for this much poo" by  mumofstig
0 (0%)
"Time to pose for the Christmas card again gals." by  grendel
6 (3.1%)
"Damn Weather Man !!!!! He got it wrong again !!!!" by  dawnfuller
0 (0%)
"Woah dude! Dude where's my board?" by  JaK
2 (1%)
Rumpole started to suspect, as he peered out of his beach hut, that the bloke at the travel agency had lied about those endless miles of white sand. by  Pertelotte
6 (3.1%)
"I'll require room service until March......" by  Honeysuckle
5 (2.6%)
"It's Snow Not going to happen!!!" by  AL Hathaway
1 (0.5%)
"So glad I decided to go for the 13.5 tog duvet, its cold enough to freeze the nuts off a cockerel out there!" by  NormandyMary
2 (1%)
"So what  do you think to the new hair do then Flossy." by  Rangerkris
0 (0%)
"Darn! I'll never find their prize winning vegetables in this!!" by  Squiggly
2 (1%)
"the sky must have fallen; I must go and tell the King." by  Junie
7 (3.6%)
"I'll be stuffed if I leave this hen house today!!" by  swpostie
3 (1.5%)
"Oh heck.....my vision has gone all monochrome!" by  Pete C
1 (0.5%)
"Huh ! the musses said "go to sleep it 'll be alwhite in the morning! " by  chips
0 (0%)
"no "cricket(s)" today kids!!! " by  prakash_mib
1 (0.5%)
"Come on girls, Eddie the Eagle will be down next" by  snowdrops
6 (3.1%)
"Anyone want ice in their clucktails?" by  Thephoenix572
5 (2.6%)

Total Members Voted: 49

Voting closed: July 04, 2011, 19:05

Author Topic: Competition #18 - Write a Caption  (Read 16133 times)

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dugless

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2011, 17:03 »
What the heck is this :ohmy: :ohmy:
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Jamie Butterworth

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2011, 22:37 »
*** this, I'm off back to bed!
« Last Edit: May 25, 2011, 22:43 by Jamie Butterworth »
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2011, 09:07 »
Own up - who's taken my boots? I left them here last night.
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2011, 13:18 »
 I know, I know, I am a free range hen, but would you go out bare footed in that?  I thought not!!
 :tongue2: (that'd a raspberry being blown)

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2011, 16:55 »
Iím not treading on that!

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2011, 17:36 »
Oh No!  Not Snowflakes for brekkie again?  We ordered ice krispies! :D

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2011, 17:39 »
I think this is going to be a very difficult competition to judge  :ohmy:

(That was a comment, not an entry  ::) :D )
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2011, 18:05 »
no no definitely no snow out here guys come on.................... race ya x

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2011, 08:22 »
...uh uh.  You have got to be kidding me  >:(
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2011, 18:51 »
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....................................Nope!

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2011, 19:17 »
That must have been a really, really big bird, for this much poo  :ohmy:
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2011, 19:19 »
Time to pose for the Christmas card again gals.
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2011, 22:43 »
I think this is going to be a very difficult competition to judge  :ohmy:

(That was a comment, not an entry  ::) :D )

I think it could be a winner!!!  :lol:
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2011, 14:08 »
Damn Weather Man !!!!! He got it wrong again !!!!

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2011, 14:09 »
Look guys Im a Cockerel not a Penguin!!!!



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