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What is Rumpole saying ?

"Cuckoo...........................Cuckoo..............................Cuckoo" by  Nige2Plots
8 (4.1%)
"S'no way I'm going out there!" by  argyllie
7 (3.6%)
"Own up, who said it was spring" by  cob nut
5 (2.6%)
"see the suger factory exploded again" by  wayne170534
4 (2%)
"Hmmmm. Bit cold for strutting around and pecking. Heck with it, I'll phone out for pizza and curl up with a DVD of Chicken Run" by  hamstergbert."
2 (1%)
"I say, if you think I'm coming out today you have got another thing coming" by  Pol
1 (0.5%)
"I'm sure if I start from right up here I can beat 5.6 seconds on my next slalom run!" by  JayG
5 (2.6%)
"Hmm I bet Katie Price dont do outdoor photo shoots in this weather (now pout)" by  dexyblue
0 (0%)
"*Gasp! *Glares.......whos had beans......." by  Epona_4
1 (0.5%)
"are they rescue team on there way? " by  witchwoopiggy
3 (1.5%)
"... 'er in doors is nagging me again." by  Lardman
1 (0.5%)
"Pesky kids, playing Knock Down Ginger again" by  Yorkie
2 (1%)
Rumpole searched for the seven dwarfs, before realizing it's not THAT Snow White at the door! by  MJS
4 (2%)
"Them turkeys next door are not going to see this as a good omen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by  RichardA
13 (6.6%)
"i dont think i will be heading out in the long run" by  flitwickone
1 (0.5%)
"Your turn to get the paper Mabel."  Said the less than chivalrous Rumpole. by  Ice
3 (1.5%)
"It`s a brass monkey screaming !" by  8doubles
1 (0.5%)
"Yay!! Come on kids - lets build a snow chicken! " by  aelf
9 (4.6%)
"After finishing his book "Cockerels - Leading from the front", Rumpole looked outside and decided to try laying just once more." by  Lewjam
6 (3.1%)
"Hmm, this wasn't a good day to give up sugar..." by  Growster...
2 (1%)
"heeeeeeerrrrrrssss'ss johny!!!!!!" by  digalotty
2 (1%)
"Now you are sure this pop hole is safer than the one that Marie Antoinette used aren't you?" by Joyfull
6 (3.1%)
"Mmmm I may have to give up smoking, I am not allowed to smoke inside but I don`t fancy going out there!" by gypsy
0 (0%)
"This is one chicken that's not going to be frozen!" by  Learner
6 (3.1%)
Rumpole's scarey thought as he looked out on the snow, "Hope no one fancies a change for Christmas dinner!!!" by  ANHBUC
0 (0%)
"I know she said she was going to dust the coop with diatomaceous earth for lice, but this is going overboard a bit!!" by  Helenaj
6 (3.1%)
"I wish some one had told me we were moving to the north pole " by  stompy
1 (0.5%)
"I think i`ll wait 'till the council have gritted before i cross the road....." by  compo
10 (5.1%)
"I'm going outside. I may be some time...." by  plum crumble
20 (10.2%)
"What the heck is this! by dugless
0 (0%)
"*** this, I'm off back to bed!" by  Jamie Butterworth
5 (2.6%)
"Own up - who's taken my boots? I left them here last night." by  Beano
0 (0%)
"I know, I know, I am a free range hen, but would you go out bare footed in that?  I thought not!!" by  oliveview
3 (1.5%)
"Iím not treading on that!" by mr.mellow
0 (0%)
"Oh No!  Not Snowflakes for brekkie again?  We ordered ice krispies!" by  Davenports
1 (0.5%)
"no no definitely no snow out here guys come on.................... race ya x" by  rachelr
2 (1%)
"...uh uh.  You have got to be kidding me " by  CluckyChicken
1 (0.5%)
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....................................Nope!" by  min200
8 (4.1%)
"That must have been a really, really big bird, for this much poo" by  mumofstig
0 (0%)
"Time to pose for the Christmas card again gals." by  grendel
6 (3.1%)
"Damn Weather Man !!!!! He got it wrong again !!!!" by  dawnfuller
0 (0%)
"Woah dude! Dude where's my board?" by  JaK
2 (1%)
Rumpole started to suspect, as he peered out of his beach hut, that the bloke at the travel agency had lied about those endless miles of white sand. by  Pertelotte
6 (3.1%)
"I'll require room service until March......" by  Honeysuckle
5 (2.6%)
"It's Snow Not going to happen!!!" by  AL Hathaway
1 (0.5%)
"So glad I decided to go for the 13.5 tog duvet, its cold enough to freeze the nuts off a cockerel out there!" by  NormandyMary
2 (1%)
"So what  do you think to the new hair do then Flossy." by  Rangerkris
0 (0%)
"Darn! I'll never find their prize winning vegetables in this!!" by  Squiggly
2 (1%)
"the sky must have fallen; I must go and tell the King." by  Junie
7 (3.6%)
"I'll be stuffed if I leave this hen house today!!" by  swpostie
3 (1.5%)
"Oh heck.....my vision has gone all monochrome!" by  Pete C
1 (0.5%)
"Huh ! the musses said "go to sleep it 'll be alwhite in the morning! " by  chips
0 (0%)
"no "cricket(s)" today kids!!! " by  prakash_mib
1 (0.5%)
"Come on girls, Eddie the Eagle will be down next" by  snowdrops
6 (3.1%)
"Anyone want ice in their clucktails?" by  Thephoenix572
5 (2.6%)

Total Members Voted: 49

Voting closed: July 04, 2011, 19:05

Author Topic: Competition #18 - Write a Caption  (Read 16161 times)

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John

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Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« on: May 22, 2011, 15:23 »
Who says chickens can't talk? We thought this chap looked as if he could be saying something for sure! Thanks to Hillfooter for the photo.

All you need to do is say what you think he is saying - as long as it's clean, that is. Being serious, this is a family friendly forum so no naughty words!


We've got prizes - 3 copies of The Chicken Chronicles by Alice Walker

This competition is open to ALL members - one entry per member.


This competition will run until the evening of Sunday 26th June


At the closing date we will add a poll for members to vote on and the most popular entries will be the winners.

                        Rumpole's first snow experience!


« Last Edit: May 29, 2011, 13:23 by Aunt Sally »
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2011, 16:15 »
Cuckoo...........................Cuckoo..............................Cuckoo

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2011, 16:36 »
S'no way I'm going out there!
"They say a snow year's a good year" -- Rutherford.

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2011, 17:31 »
"Own up, who said it was spring"

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2011, 17:48 »
see the suger factory exploded again
it wasnt me i didnt touch it!

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2011, 19:32 »
Hmmmm. Bit cold for strutting around and pecking. Heck with it, I'll phone out for pizza and curl up with a DVD of Chicken Run.

The Dales - probably fingerprint marks where God's hand touched the world

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2011, 23:04 »
I say, if you think I'm coming out today you have got another thing coming
1 Great Husband, 2 Children, 1 Grandson, 2 Allotments & Secretary, 3 Buff Orpington, 2 Friesian, 2 Barnevelder, 2 Dogs 1 Cocker Spaniel and the other X Labrador, 1 Chinchilla, 1 Cat, 2 Guinea Pigs, 2 Horse and look after 2 more, must be mad

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2011, 08:21 »
I'm sure if I start from right up here I can beat 5.6 seconds on my next slalom run!
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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2011, 08:41 »
Hmm I bet Katie Price dont do outdoor photo shoots in this weather (now pout)
I came I saw I grew my own veg

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2011, 09:33 »
*Gasp! *Glares.......whos had beans.......

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2011, 11:55 »
are they rescue team on there way?
« Last Edit: May 23, 2011, 12:06 by witchwoopiggy »

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2011, 19:20 »
... 'er in doors is nagging me again.
Trying to escape suburbia, where the trees come down and the fences go up.


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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2011, 20:51 »
Pesky kids, playing Knock Down Ginger again  :mad:

[or substitute whatever you called the game where you knocked at a door and ran away ... ]
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days all attack me at once...

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2011, 21:05 »
Rumpole searched for the seven dwarfs, before realizing it's not THAT Snow White at the door!

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Re: Competition #18 - Write a Caption
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2011, 23:34 »
Them turkeys next door are not going to see this as a good omen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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